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Thursday, November 8, 2007

Drop in IT-b !! (Chapter -I )

***DISCLAIMER***
This post has no intentions of hurtin any1...nor is(are) the author(s) against any1 ....esp you-know-who and we-all-know-who..

Its been three yrs since i first stepped into this coll.....and where 'm i standin now......500 bucks added to my monthly phone bill....a hundred new contacts..(my prev phone cudnt take it,...had to upgrade ) ....my lunch box's life time reduced to 2 secs.....

This post is dedicated to all those who made this possible....and a spl thnks to the owner of this blog who agreed to gimme a small place in his blog....(i can always start my own..but i've already had worst experiences being the mod of a similar group).....without u guys....'ll be nothin...jus another guy-gud for nothin...but 've precious ppl to care for now(credits : dattebayo.com ;) )...ppl who make me feel wantd...cheers..n here goes....



Is it a bird?? is it a plane?? no its our captain...(y so? -> he's the only guy in tht gang standin there)
Rupak...pakki...paks...paradesi...he is known by diff names...latest one being captain (defntly not in the gud sense)....Ahhhh....the MAN...be it helpin out his frnds n frndis with any prob.....or showin his leadership qualities...or eatin up every1s lunch...('m not exaggeratin...i MEAN EVERYONE)...we cant expect anythin less than this from a man of such calibre....;)

If u want me to quote incidents....'m sorry...every minute we spend wit him turns out to be an "incident"....wen ur with rupak these are the things that can possibly happen:


IN CLASS:
*He'll be seein you-know who
*He'll be msgin you-know-who (he had aircel ...unlimited msgin....dunno how he manages it now though)
*or he'll be seein you-know-the-other who
*he'll be eating my lunch (damn!! he doesnt even ask)
*he'll be eatin the follwin ppl's lunches...names as he calls them...ranju,shrav,raki,you-know-who-ui <- not a typo,vachi,machi,..........to inf
*take some1s cam mobile n take few snaps of himself

AT HOME:
*he'll be callin you-know-who...but in vain...same case wen msgin
*stays online in yahoo
*still stays onlien in yahoo
*take his own cam mobile n take few snaps of himself


these are the normal activities....but here, some diff ones which sethu wanted me tu quote:

*last yr.....he came over to chk out the golu at my place....and wen leavin..he wanted me to take a video of himself walkin upn down my lane....(tht was the first time he wore tht t-shirt it seems)

*he n sridhar team up...and....hmmm...dunno if i shud say this..but...on the whole...do some things...wit some1.....somewhere...maybe lik a big shoppin mall....which might incidentally have a movie-hall in it...;)

*poor rupak's dad...trusts him with a car......rupak drives n talks over phone simultaneously.....MULTI-TASKIN i shud say....This is the reason why i had to pull up some herculean stunts with my car... THAT MANIAC!!!....we were comin back to my place from Ascendas....he in his car,...talkin n drivin...me drivin my mine....sethu sittin in front...talkin to his dad....DOTE sittin behind...i was passin by him...on his right...n without warnin he cut me through....wen askd why he said "some thatha crossed suddenly da"....too bad...the thatha's patti crossed already n was standin on the right side of the road....and my swift's brakes arent tht gud....car swerved...and pattiu wud have been LATE patti...if not for a lamp-post....sethu jus finishd talkin to his dad...sayin bye pa...lol orediya bye agiruppan....and u must have seen rajesh's reaction.....i got pissed n chased rupak the entire length of IT corridor....but he turned towards tnagar but i'd to go to adyar...wen i calld him after gettin down..know wat he said..."ENNA MACHI AACHU..."grr...and he dint even know i was chasin him....hell with his MULTI-TASKIN...








hello ppl ...... u would hv visited this site several times and moreover u should hv read about certain IT ppl......but thru this blog ull be able to identify ppl ... as i introduce everyone with their specialty,animality and various other funny incidents...


Guys now lets start with our class rep Prem.....Prem is a guy who is a nerd even though he claims not....He will go nuts at times like the one in the pic where he is busy scratching his head for finding the answer...He got a pulsar 150 cc 2 months back...but for the buy he spent 2 months collecting details about it(even that is normal)...he rarely takes his bike out...his maximum boundary limit travelled is the street end for the iron shop....lol...even for that he has to waste 30 mins asking permission from his parents...we cannot claim he is a *** as we always see him with our rajesh(will be referred later)... One day i caught him red handed when he was messaging to a girl her name was a****a ....when i asked him he said" dei no da ava en aaloda aalu (eng- she is my lovers lover da) "...which made me go crazy...is he a gay or is that girl a lesb??[a debatable topic...we can reserve that for another blog]...this is the guy who left a mark on the green park toilet wall(u shud hv read b4....or else checkaa the post Warft=I koothu in restroom ..This guy is also known for his bravery..he has feelings(u knw wat) towards Lady S(hv to sensor or else ill be on the top of the hitlist as already im thre in the top 10 and i dont want to top it)...when he is with u he will be so damn confident and say hey ill walk straight to her and propose and walk off i dont mind if she accepts or not da...but once she comes near by he'll run away...His shirt selection will be awesome thats y we also call him ramarajan as his colour selection will be orange,pink or safron..his pants will be faded{donno whether they are faded due to frequent usage or he bought it that way)...But this guy is very handy during xamination as he can teach u concepts in minutes and also that if u teach him ull be in ur finger tips...his queries in the subject will be that way but some turn out to be mokkai though lol [:p]



next is his mate Rajesh the so called dote(nothing special he came in with the help of his cut-off---thinkin wats funny here...in our second sem one of our ma'am asked us who came in thru management(ma'am donno how to kill time as she lost the papers she prepared {how will she get it we were the one who stole it...lol} and most of them raised our hands so rajesh was the only person who felt embarrassed to be a dote student lol... a perfect example of a nerd...and he is also famous for one more thing ...guess wat?? he is also famous for his ***ish behavior as thre are lots of incidents - u can alwayz see rajesh and prem together as their knwn as darlin adn darlin...moreover in raghu's house rajesh took a good nap on rupak and claims that to o be one of his best nap ever.....sad...when we plan for meeting outside jus for fun he wont make it 99%...and give some silly excuses like new neighbor's house warming ceremony ... paal kaikanum da as if he is the head of the neighbors family....who knows it can also be true...[:p]



Now next is our Raju...he is the local lad thre as he is in sri perumbudhur....he is famous among the college teachers well knwn as srinivasa hardwares payyan...If u sit near him the first thing he will snatch from u is ur mobile...he is an mobiltrologer i wud say...with ur mobile he will tell wat kind of person u are.....then he will go to galler and see pics he will send most of the pics to his mobile even if it is no way related to him...lol...and morevoer his passion is really one of its kind guess wat?? vodafone callertunes....he spend hours with it not selecting it jus listenin to it ..he calls 55655 as it is a toll free no and keeps listenin to caller tunes..and he is also a very strong believer of the fact that if u dont have any signal then all u hv to do is send a msg and check ur balance and then ull get signal...no one knws how..lol...thus we have a doubt whether he has anything that is knwn as brain(not meaning to hurt u da...its all about the stupid doubts u come up with)...like he installed windows Vista and then he updated his windows media player and then he got that illegal OS pop up....saying ur version of windows is not genuine...the next day he was dumbstruck and very sad sittin in one corner and regrettin for wat he has done....we donno wat happened to him so we went and asked him...hey wat happened machi...u kwn wat he said " machi i updated vista and it said that my version of windows is not genuine [w8 the best part is yet to come].....MACHI EN VEETUKU POLICE VARUVANGALA DA? (WILL POLICE COME TO MA HOME TO ARREST ME?)....lol.....rofl...we cant stop our laughter that day....once he was planin to get mobile...for N73 he had jus 15K cash but he wants N73 and he is not ready to compromise for anyother model so he borrowed 5K from raghu..and he went home and njoyed(he also repaid the money) then his father came to him and said "dei ur uncle also wants the same model outside they are saying it is 19.5K so plz get it for him also da....here is the 15K"...he was speechless...lol...lots more are thre...nice ot hv these kinda guys in our class..and after a month when he heard that the rates hv gone down to 16K he went really wild and was planin to file a case against Nokia n all....he was speechless...lol...lots more are thre...nice ot hv these kinda guys in our class...




This is jus the chapter -1....the rest is yet to come.. To be continued...

Sunday, November 4, 2007

anyone wanna play the monkey kickoff its here --- Raghu(IT-b 3rd year)

I was forced to add this to ma blog by my fellow mate raghu....so the game is here so that i dont disappoint him....kaasa panama chumma link thanae polachu pogatum...and plz comment ur highest score so that it wud turnout to be a competetion or something and moreover if u like the game also comment so that he can come and read the comments....lol




Saturday, November 3, 2007

The mighty blow :(

This is my first sad post....My last practical exam 25th of october morning 9.10...i was in a totally tensed state having the lab where the exam is going to be held in a matter of 50 meters .... The 1st floor IT block was chock full....I was confident enough to come out of the hall in a matter of 50 mins if i get VB and waste another 10 mins if it was Queries..The 9.15 bell struck...Our internal was thre calling us inside i dropped my sandals in the rack with 4-5 ppl posing doubts to me...I could see two horns on the external and a skull mask...i know i was hallucinating...

I got VB...i was the first one to finish and i walked out of the lab after giving my VIVA....it was exactly 55mins...I came out to get ma legs strapped with my adidas and leave home...To my shock my sandals was missing...i thought it must have been some other guys work...They must have been palying pranks on me...I waited for nearly 90 mins searching hear and thre and waiting for all the students to come out...Then i realized that someone has stolen it...I never expected this from my college...3yrs ive been using the same lab and moreover those days i will stay 3 hrs inside and no one took that time...but for this 55 mins wats the big deal.... :( :(

Then i have to wait till i get some other sandal to leave home....i called up some hostel aguys and then luckily....Arjun had shoes and sandals...so borrowed his shoes and i came back home....so guys plz plz make sure u keep ur sandals safe in SVCE....

this is ma adidas sandal(miss u :( )....1.6K jus for a matter of jus 3 months !! sob!sob!

Friday, October 19, 2007

when is this gonna end???

Thank u guys...due to all our contributions im glad to say that nik isnt wearing that 50 cent pant these days....but another sad news is that he has started wearing a new cargos that he got for his b'day....donno where this is goin to end?? in a new relief fund???

we came in contact with a old erode friend of nikil....when we asked him abt nikil....he asked me a question...guess what?

"Is nikil taking bath these days? "

ROFL.....his name was erode aluku mutta.....nice name na....




and regarding the guy standing next to nok and waaving as if he is lost in some island is ramji...doin 3rd yr ECE in CEG.... we have an exclusive pic of his...its knwn as



" INTHA PUUNAIYUM PAAL KUDIKUMA PIC" [Even this cat drinks milk?]

the name says it all....now this pic was taken in akshays house...donno whether it is his bottle? but anywayz now ramji wants to taste it......can we get him a new one for his b'day??

Akshay the unknown truth!!

Hi everyone, hope u guys knw abt akshay , well he studied till 10th in CBSE and then 11th and 12th in SBOA metric, we were together, a nice friend, a gaming freak but all we wonder is that how kiddish he is , he likes baloons,games,magic shows,colour papers,choclates and lots more.....even though his brain his developed his size reveals it all....

But according to our recent studies we have framed an hypothesis .... but im sad to say that we feel he has MPD(multiple personality disorders)...we all knw that ppl gets their other personality out when they are in really need of something.....this akshay cant get rid of his childish behaviors and due to the external pressure and pressure at home...he is forced to act mature...so he has arrived with own personality which expresses his childishness....lol....one more thing to be noted is that....this personality mostly takes over him only while taking photographs...as a matter of proof ive enclosed various pics....with this i think even u ppl can come to a conclusion....a serious issue that has to be treated hastily....


Our fellow photgrapher and IT mate arjun has given his xperience on the day of the photographs....

"Date: 7.10.07

It was Sunday moring. Ashwin had been begging me to help him out wit his presentation. He had a presentation but hadn’t seen it yet… it was made by akshay… so we decided to help him out. I reached akshays house at 10 tat morning. Ashwin made it by 11.
We went thru t slides of t ppt title “gaming designs”..well there we wer making fun of akshay wit a few of my class grls( cant mention their names they ll kill me if tey find out…;))so nw its askshy’s turn he calls his mom an she tells us this
Our man comes home frm coll flings his bag on t floor…sits in front of t tv till 6 30(guess wat starts at 6 in star wrld)and demands coffee wich must b given to him in t couch and if it’s a bit cold our man throws a tantrum…and apparently he s t rowdy of t house….ok going bk..nw here we r editing ashwins ppt wen we came across his childish personality once we switched on our camera....thats how we ended up with these pics.. …."

now ive given u evidence and then ive also given u the statement of an eyewitness...wat else do u need....this proves that akshay has MPD....now the pics

First the best example pic


this pic was taken in green park hotel infront of all girls and ppl....when we are attending a conerence...



now the slideshow.....take ur time and nourish the pics....



plz flow in ur comments.....this may be encouraging for us to come up with more local news and pics....

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Nikhil relief fund !! plz contribute and register yourself for saving the environment !!

ppl im really glad that you are willing to contribute to nikhil relief fund.....If ur a SVCE student doing 3rd yr ECE or IT or one of the member of bus 11 or 7/11 or an acquaintance of nikhil then u will indeed be very happy to contribute to preserve the SVCE environment...ur exactly right im indeed talkin abt the 50 cent jeans that nikhil wears everyday....no matter what happens...6 days a week 20 hours a day nik wears that..no matter how stinking it is or how dirty it looks he wears it day in day out....

so we have come to a conclusion that nikhil has no alternative for that 50 cent jeans.....So as Busmates and college mates all we can do to make sure we are in a clean environment and surrounded by hygienic ppl is that we can all pull out 10 bucks out of each ones wallet and get a new jean for nikhil this month and next month we can plan for getting a razor and then a comb and a deo(even a snake contributed for his shave once...so y cant we humans ;) )....first things first....even though there are lots to be bought we can fullfill them one by one...so ppl plz do contribute and be satisfied that you have done something good!!

if ur interested plz do comment and then the transaction can be planned....looking forward for ur comments...

for those of u who have never seen that jean(1% of population maybe!!) and for ppl who wants to see it for the last time( lets join hands!!) heres the pic...of niki and his 50 cent jean